this is a bloodswap

There is absolutely not rhyme or reason to this bloodswap. This entire thing was just me making slips of the hand and going “WELL I DON’T SEE WHY THE HECK NOT”. Hence why Equius is in a suit, Karkat has facepaint and is *GASP* not the Indigo-blooded one, Terezi is a military trainee, and Tavros is fat, among other things.

ALSO, RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ALL OF THEM FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.


Aradia is very shy and a bit of a shrinking violet, doesn’t speak often

Gamzee sees dead wrigglers, but can’t see any ghosts of people younger than him. He entertains them when they come to his house with random things that he thinks he can do, like fly upside down on a unicycle.

Sollux is deaf.

Nepeta is Sollux’s neighbor and as such is fluent in Troll Sign Language. She is easily frustrated.

Eridan is a homeless person, and he wears that glove because he has to eat wildflowers and other plants to survive.

Equius does not live in the desert, and is the highest blooded person in his communal hivestem, which he runs like a mafia.

Karkat lives underwater and wears that facepaint to scare particularly stupid lusii before culling them.

Tavros is not particularly strong, but he has a bad habit of eating when he gets nervous, which includes things that he should not eat. Like chairs and keyboards.

Kanaya is the one that lives near the sea, but doesn’t have a sea-dwelling lusus.

Vriska DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING PARTICULARLY NOTABLE UNDER THAT EYEPATCH, AND YOU ARE A STUPID FATHEAD WHO NEEDS TO GET CULLED FOR ASKING. ALSO, HER BLOOD COLOR IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

Feferi’s hair is a horrorterror. She keeps it out of the way most of the time while she goes out hunting for her own food. She feeds it regularly.

Terezi believes that War is completely awesome and aspires to be a ruffiannihilator when she is of age. Her hive is a boot camp and she trains herself into the ground every day.